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Going to use this blog to post random sex related things. This may be links to my favourite erotica authors or my own writings. Pretty much anything that is sex related but in a positive way. Image is not mine but by zantyarz on deviant art (image marked for reuse).

Friday, 6 June 2014

Snog by the Sea - kiss theme - part 2

So following on from the post the other day (http://filthmakesmesexy.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/snog-by-sea-kiss-theme.html) I mentioned random kissing of strangers.

Have you ever been on one of those nights out with your work colleagues.  You are in a hot stuffy night club, the music is blaring.  You can hardly hear yourself think but the conversation you can hear is about work.  Yawn!

For those of you who don't know me I can be erm impulsive.  So there I am listening to a few people discussing work and the majority of people hang back sip their drinks and say nothing.  I'm still sober as it's early in the night.  I'm bored and want to dance and have a laugh.  This talk about work is a major bummer and dragging me down.  So I decide to shake things up.  I see a guy (in those days I still denied my bisexuality and thought I was straight) and grab him by his shirt front and start kissing him.

All around me is a hushed silence.  I glance and see open mouthed stares from some of my colleagues.  The colleagues who know me the best are busy trying to contain their giggles at my mad antics and in some cases just openly laughing.  After a few minutes I push him away and turn to my colleagues and say "Can we finish with the work talk now?  I want to have fun!".  There was no more work talk that night.  Although I did have a bit of a problem when I realised the poor guy had got his hopes up and didn't speak a word of English so didn't understand me at all when I was trying to explain.  After the third time of me refusing to snog him again and gently pushing him away whilst shaking my head he got that it wasn't going to be repeated or taken further and he wandered off.

Happy times :D

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Thursday, 5 June 2014

Snog by the Sea - Kiss theme

This Blog is part of Snog by the Sea over at http://blissekiss.co.uk/snog-by-the-sea/. Leave a comment to go into the Prize Draw for UK winners you can win 2 All-Day Smut by the Sea Tickets for you and a friend or for our international visitors we have a mystery eBook bundle you can win with books from some of the hottest names in Erotica.

So what is the oddest part you like to be kissed?  There are many places and many types of kiss.  I daydream about kissing quite a lot.  I love fiery passionate rough kisses and gentle kisses and of course there are many places to be kissed and I'm not unusual in that there are many places I like being kissed.

I have my dislikes too.  For example feet are out as is kissing my ear - just no! It's not for me.  Apart from the obvious neck and pubic regions I love kisses on my rump as well as on my neck, breasts, hands (something really sensual about that for me).  I think the strangest place for me to be kissed and it send my head spinning is my knees.  I know a bit crazy.  So come on do share in the comments - where is the strangest place you like to be kissed?

I've never attempted to write a haiku before so I thought I'd give it a go for this.  This is what I came up with.

Gentle kisses meet
like erupting volcano
flesh of bodies hot

I plan to snog someone during the duration of this blog hop (6th to 9th of June) so form an orderly queue ;) hmm it wouldn't be the first time I kissed a random passer by.  But I will tell you that story another day.  Happy snogging!

Friday, 30 May 2014

My pirate name, just for fun

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    A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares?    Arr!
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Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Smut for Good: Fun in the Sun bloghop

Please visit http://www.justgiving.com/funsun and donate what you can to the R.N.L.I. as this is part of the Smut for Good Fun in the Sun Charity Bloghop. http://smutforgood.co.uk/fun-in-the-sun/
Please do visit the webpage to view other blogs - many of which include extracts from top notch erotica books by some fabulous authors.

I am not an author like many of the people taking part in this event.  So I didn't have a story prepared, I'm still working on the one I started for the last bloghop.  So I've been puzzling what to write about over the last day or two.

I've been reflecting back to when I was a child.  My father was in the forces so I grew up in Germany for a large part of it.  When not in school, I'd go out to play as soon as I could after breakfast and then go in when it got dark, it was what we did back then he-he.

As I grew older and we moved back to England the heat became a little more oppressive.  Gone were the days of me running round a field playing rugby in 30 degrees centigrade now I was too hot if it got above 18.  I managed to get sunstroke when I was about 16 in Wales (yeah I know not exactly exotic) and I am one of those people that go red, pink, then the skin peels and I'm white again.  I learnt that at an early age so being tanned was a boring and pointless idea to me and remains so.  That's not to say others shouldn't, it's an individual choice just that I'd rather be in the shade with a book.  I did manage to get a bit of a tan on my 30th birthday.  I was on holiday in December in Gran Canaria and they had a mini heatwave there.  I stuck to the shade most of the time but I actually turned a dirty white - it was a subject of much mirth for my friends.

I guess I still hide from the sun, oh it's okay for short amounts of time but I am a moaning Minnie when it comes to being hot.  When it's too hot or cold the M.E. really doesn't like it so I don't like any extremes.  I got thinking about how when we are young we are happy even in the hottest or coldest weather.  We run around and play finding joy and excitement around every corner.

Over the past few days with the sun streaming through the plants and trees around me and the birds have been in full song I've stared for a while each day out of the windows and smiled.  It's a glorious world that we live in, such vibrant life around us if we just look.  The plants, flowers, trees and wildlife all gloriously in existence.  For a long time I've been determined to stop and smell the flowers.  By that I mean to pause occasionally in life and take a look around.  Appreciate what a fantastic world I live in.  I love nature and although some of it is yucky or scares the pants off me I can appreciate that it's marvellous in it's design and diversity.  It's an amazing world that we have the pleasure of existing in.  Made even more wonderful with the amazing humans around us that we each love.

So take a look around outside, enjoy the moment, enjoy the sun (responsibly) and be safe.  Look at all around you with a child-like wonder and curiosity.  Smile to yourself and find something out there that brings that smile to your face.  Enjoy being truly alive.

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Brief pause

It seems I have stalled a little with the writing. Not because of a lack of ideas because of the damned ME. I need to set some time to one side and just write :-)

In the meantime I have jotted various ideas down in a notebook especially reserved for that purpose.

I am tempted to save up a little money and just take off and camp somewhere. Maybe take a laptop or even write on paper, just like the old days :-)

Friday, 11 April 2014


Yes I'm a complete geek/nerd.  I love science fiction and fantasy, including watching classic TV shows.  I'm currently re-watching Babylon 5 and recently had the delight to watch Claudia Christian as her character Susan Ivanova have sex with an alien to cement negotiations in the episode "Acts of Sacrifice".  I know what you are thinking, you wonderful bunch of perverts but no it's not explicit but I hope you enjoy it anyway. :D

The scene itself starts at around 1:17 so skip ahead if you wish :D

First stay over night

Those who know me, know that I'm polyamorous and bisexual.  Meaning I date both men and women and have multiple loving relationships at a single time.  All my partners know about the others in my life whether it's a first date or something more intimate.  Of course I don't discuss details of one liaison with another partner just generalities.

Recently I've been dating a remarkable young lady.  Intelligent, geeky, attractive and fun.  Three of these four things are some of my biggest turn ons.  Today she's coming over to visit me and even though we've had a handful of dates this is the first time we'll have had an over night date.  I don't care if it involves sharing my bed and just keeping me cuddled or whether she opts for the spare bed, it's just nice knowing that when I wake up tomorrow she will be here in my house and we can have cuddles.  Oh don't get me wrong I hope that we both feel that circumstances are right and we do a bit more than cuddle *giggle* but I'm happy just knowing that she is as excited as me.  We're both bouncing very happily at each other and I love this part of a relationship.  I love feeling part of a happy circle and hope that it never ends.

I know I promised to post filthy things on here but I guess I'm a bit of a romantic as well as a complete pervert.