Friday, 6 June 2014
Have you ever been on one of those nights out with your work colleagues. You are in a hot stuffy night club, the music is blaring. You can hardly hear yourself think but the conversation you can hear is about work. Yawn!
For those of you who don't know me I can be erm impulsive. So there I am listening to a few people discussing work and the majority of people hang back sip their drinks and say nothing. I'm still sober as it's early in the night. I'm bored and want to dance and have a laugh. This talk about work is a major bummer and dragging me down. So I decide to shake things up. I see a guy (in those days I still denied my bisexuality and thought I was straight) and grab him by his shirt front and start kissing him.
All around me is a hushed silence. I glance and see open mouthed stares from some of my colleagues. The colleagues who know me the best are busy trying to contain their giggles at my mad antics and in some cases just openly laughing. After a few minutes I push him away and turn to my colleagues and say "Can we finish with the work talk now? I want to have fun!". There was no more work talk that night. Although I did have a bit of a problem when I realised the poor guy had got his hopes up and didn't speak a word of English so didn't understand me at all when I was trying to explain. After the third time of me refusing to snog him again and gently pushing him away whilst shaking my head he got that it wasn't going to be repeated or taken further and he wandered off.
Happy times :D
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Thursday, 5 June 2014
So what is the oddest part you like to be kissed? There are many places and many types of kiss. I daydream about kissing quite a lot. I love fiery passionate rough kisses and gentle kisses and of course there are many places to be kissed and I'm not unusual in that there are many places I like being kissed.
I have my dislikes too. For example feet are out as is kissing my ear - just no! It's not for me. Apart from the obvious neck and pubic regions I love kisses on my rump as well as on my neck, breasts, hands (something really sensual about that for me). I think the strangest place for me to be kissed and it send my head spinning is my knees. I know a bit crazy. So come on do share in the comments - where is the strangest place you like to be kissed?
I've never attempted to write a haiku before so I thought I'd give it a go for this. This is what I came up with.
Gentle kisses meet
like erupting volcano
flesh of bodies hot
I plan to snog someone during the duration of this blog hop (6th to 9th of June) so form an orderly queue ;) hmm it wouldn't be the first time I kissed a random passer by. But I will tell you that story another day. Happy snogging!
Friday, 30 May 2014
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A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
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Tuesday, 20 May 2014
I've been reflecting back to when I was a child. My father was in the forces so I grew up in Germany for a large part of it. When not in school, I'd go out to play as soon as I could after breakfast and then go in when it got dark, it was what we did back then he-he.
I guess I still hide from the sun, oh it's okay for short amounts of time but I am a moaning Minnie when it comes to being hot. When it's too hot or cold the M.E. really doesn't like it so I don't like any extremes. I got thinking about how when we are young we are happy even in the hottest or coldest weather. We run around and play finding joy and excitement around every corner.
Over the past few days with the sun streaming through the plants and trees around me and the birds have been in full song I've stared for a while each day out of the windows and smiled. It's a glorious world that we live in, such vibrant life around us if we just look. The plants, flowers, trees and wildlife all gloriously in existence. For a long time I've been determined to stop and smell the flowers. By that I mean to pause occasionally in life and take a look around. Appreciate what a fantastic world I live in. I love nature and although some of it is yucky or scares the pants off me I can appreciate that it's marvellous in it's design and diversity. It's an amazing world that we have the pleasure of existing in. Made even more wonderful with the amazing humans around us that we each love.
So take a look around outside, enjoy the moment, enjoy the sun (responsibly) and be safe. Look at all around you with a child-like wonder and curiosity. Smile to yourself and find something out there that brings that smile to your face. Enjoy being truly alive.
Wednesday, 23 April 2014
It seems I have stalled a little with the writing. Not because of a lack of ideas because of the damned ME. I need to set some time to one side and just write :-)
In the meantime I have jotted various ideas down in a notebook especially reserved for that purpose.
I am tempted to save up a little money and just take off and camp somewhere. Maybe take a laptop or even write on paper, just like the old days :-)
Friday, 11 April 2014
Recently I've been dating a remarkable young lady. Intelligent, geeky, attractive and fun. Three of these four things are some of my biggest turn ons. Today she's coming over to visit me and even though we've had a handful of dates this is the first time we'll have had an over night date. I don't care if it involves sharing my bed and just keeping me cuddled or whether she opts for the spare bed, it's just nice knowing that when I wake up tomorrow she will be here in my house and we can have cuddles. Oh don't get me wrong I hope that we both feel that circumstances are right and we do a bit more than cuddle *giggle* but I'm happy just knowing that she is as excited as me. We're both bouncing very happily at each other and I love this part of a relationship. I love feeling part of a happy circle and hope that it never ends.
I know I promised to post filthy things on here but I guess I'm a bit of a romantic as well as a complete pervert.