My pirate name, just for fun

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    My pirate name is:
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    Iron Ethel Roberts    </div>
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    A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares?    Arr!
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